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my vag is so smooth its legendary
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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