there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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