Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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