I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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