We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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