When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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