yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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