Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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