weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
...so i touched it.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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