How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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