We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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