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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
that may or may not have been my penis.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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