Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
pray to the hookup gods
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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