yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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