Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
