is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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