i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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