This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i drank out of a bidet.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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