last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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