I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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