I hate all girls vehemently.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize