but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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