google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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