? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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