quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
what day is it and did you see me today?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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