you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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