Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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