Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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