do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
My ATM looks so different sober.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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