Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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