did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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