is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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