Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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