whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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