look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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