Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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