We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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