i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think people are normalizing furries
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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