i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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