Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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