why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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