Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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