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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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