i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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