just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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