Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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