This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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