It's like a parade of train wrecks.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I have fence marks all over my body
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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