Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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