she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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