I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
why is half of my head shaved?
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