So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Randomize
